Can I do this ?

Question

I am 16 and I wanna 1000cc Super Death Sportster bike !

But I got me some questions?

Do I have to pay for the bike if I buy it ?

Do I have to wear a helmet ? Can I just wear trunks ?

Can I do wheelies on the freeways ?

Can I use kerosine instead of normal gas ? (and where is the gas tank on a bike ?)

Will a big bike get me more chicks ? ( i got plenty already tho)

Is it illegal to do 200 mph in the suburbs ?

Where can Ii get a license..do i need one ? Can I get one off the internet ? I got a fake degree already !

How do you change gears..can I get an auto ?

Do I need to get some tattoos, and what sort should I get ?

Thanks !

Answer 1

You could and you could also end up dead doing it.

We need a willing sacrafice to the Road Gods now and then.

Answer 2

lol.... love the sarcasm. and if thats not sarcasm, then yes go for it all and buy a turbocharger for it so that you can kill yourself faster.

d**n, when i read the fifth line i was laughin my a$$ off.

DOS PUNTOS!

Answer 3

Your questions sound quite irresponsible and idiotic in light of the fact that operating a motorcycle is a serious matter not to be taken lightly as a means down the road of self-destruction.  Luckily you are not living in CA since the driving test and insurance are truly killers.

Good luck!

Answer 4

you can just steal 1 and make sure uput a cup holder on it for 40 ounzers tho

Answer 5

2  points please

Answer 6

Duh, the Super Death aint a Sportster, it's a Dyna.

I'll answer the rest when you decide which one you really want.

Answer 7

magz,its bedtime,mamma's callin' you

Answer 8

wow....ur and idiot

Answer 9

I just wanted the 2 points for taking the time to read this c**p.

Answer 10

as soon as i read "I am 16 and I wanna 1000cc" i already labeled you as a dumb fk

Answer 11

i agree with biker for life lol. waste of time

Answer 12

#1; you don't have to let your idiot parents buy it for you.

#2; no don't wear a helmet so more likely one less idiot will be on earth. And yes you can wear your speedo.

#3; Yes only without helmet.

#4; of course just make sure you smoking while you filing your bike up.

#5;You mean will get you your first chick? Definitely not./women like straight man/

#6;No, I hope you kill yourself while doing it

#7;Local hospital, Psychiatric care.Yes, www.dumbriders.com

#8; Hard to explain you just to dumb for it. With your IQ definitely.

#9;yes you need one across your forehead " I'M A DUMB FK.

Answer 13

I almost chuckled when I read your list of questions.

Of course many questions like these are asked every day.

One question I have yet to see on this forum, "Should I rotate the air in my tires"?

Or, "Should I remove the Spring air and use Summer air in my tires"?

Your Welcome.

I like the politeness of the question.

BTW, yes you can wear trunks.  Rollie Free did at Bonneville in 1948 on a Vincent.  See URL below.

Answer 14

Don't push the RED button, don't EVER push the RED button.

Answer 15

Why not?