Can I get a mobility car?

Question

I've got a "bad back". So I need a car to help me get to football practice and such.

Also, what sort of car could I get? I don't want anything old - no M reg old piece of c**p for me and I'm not prepared to shell out for MOTs on the thing. It has to be brand new. In fact I've got my eye on a rather nice Aston Martin at the moment.

Will the Government pay for the fuel as well?

Answer 1

You might be able to qualify for an electric skooter under the 'ShopMobility' scheme but it's tough to impress your mates on a 3 wheel electric buggy that only goes 5mph.

You can get up to 10mph if you free wheel down hill. Just fast enough for a drive by.

Not strong enough for a ram raid even though it's slim enough to fit through the new concrete bollards outside Woolworths.

You can get a Burberry blanket to keep your legs warm though. Classy.

Answer 2

Sure thing - but most people  get Vauxhalls - I'd suggest a VXR.

Answer 3

Go stab someone, it's fun.