Can I get a paternity DNA test outside of Costa Rica?

Question

I have a girl who is accusing me of being the father of her child. In reality there is 100% chance of it not been mine. I live in the UK and the girl lives in Costa Rica. She has been trying to get money from me causing many issues etc, and when I asked for a pre-natal DNA (of course I would not of gone through it as it harms the baby) she went crazy. She is saying she is pregnant with my child and this is more than likely a lie. I live in the UK and would like to know if there is an approved lab/clinic that can take the DNA from me to send to Costa Rica.

Travelling to Costa Rica to prove something I already know would cost me a fortune and result in loss of job for taking time off I can not that I can not afford.

If I do not show for a DNA in Costa Rica they will automatically say I am the father of the baby which is stupid. Anyone from the CR embassy maybe able to assist here or anyone who this happened to.

What should I do as I know I am not (I did not sleep with her when she got pregnant) and just need to prove it? The baby is due on September 10th. All help here is appreciated as I am getting truly screwed over by the system.

Answer 1

alright mate, there is nothing at all that she can do to s***w you from Costa Rica...you are hundreds of miles away. Now, if you want to find out if you are the dad...you need to wait until 09/10 and then buy DNA test kid over the internet and then send her the part of the test that only she can do since you are in the UK. After that, she will send you back the sample and you will put all together and ready to be sent to the lab and the lab will mail or email you the results....

It takes a while dude, so you need to let her cry loud while you  keep your cool. If you want to be more out of science and logic before you do the test tell her to send you a picture of the baby naked...and then look for a picture of you, a picture of your dad, and a picture of your grand dad if the kid is a boy and do the opposite if the kid is a girl.

Compare the photos and it should give you a brief clue. Another thing you could look at is a picture of the babie's balls if you are white and the girl is white the balls should be pink, but if balls are purple there is some room for questions, also check out the arm pitts, but the balls are flawless...

good luck to you and dont blame yourself she is the one having s*x and not thinking about the future, having s*x with no protection with a tourist is just irresponsible...that's women for you right there.