Can I join the Big Brother house as an ex-CIA agent?

Question

I'd looooove to become famous and maybe host an own show afterwards. I worked 8 years as a CIA agent and know a lot of extremely secret things.

There might be a task in the Big Brother house where I'm forced to reveal everything I know, but I don't care anyway, I got my fortune save on a Swiss bank account. I'm a bit scared though I might get human rights supporters as housemates. I can't stand those. Human righs are as evil as mother Theresa was.

Do you think I got a chance to get in??? I can play the harp as well. I was the angel once in a play in elementary school.

I could also waterboard the housemates if it's being done in some zone declared by BB as "territory outside the US".

What do you think???

Answer 1

as a former member of the CIA you should feel right at home being under constant surveilance.  You can reveal secrets, youll just have to kill everyone who heres them