Can I make you smile with this?

Question

Now that food has replaced s*x in my life,

I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion.

Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.

So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people

to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could

simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it...

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the

Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?

Answer 1

hahah! lmao ! roflmao ! i like !  

Answer 2

You did. And how.  Tiny but funny.

Reading you, I felt you are of sentimental nature.

Just thinking aloud.

'ctrl Alt Delete' if i messed up.

  

Answer 3

Some of these are actually good questions,apart from the ones about your weight,i know your just having fun but don't look at yourself that way,and even though i laughed 5 seconds later i felt guilty,love who you are and the body your in,you only get one chance at life don't waste it with self analysis.

Answer 4

i laughed

Answer 5

I smiled, I laughed, I wet my pants! ~:)>

Answer 6

HaHa

Pretty good :)

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Answer 7

haha those are pretty funny. i smiled so much that my cheeks hurt now.

Answer 8

the Implant one was my favorite

Answer 9

I chuckled.

Answer 10

They a really good Mary, "Ctrl Alt Delete" I want to try again now I know how to play the game.

Answer 11

lol! well.... u made me smile! :)

(y cant fat cells die???!!! argghh!!) lol

Answer 12

hahahhaha.....

you did it!!!!

it made me smile