Can I purchase strawberry flavoured condoms in Afghanistan?

Question

I'm off there on a cycling holiday with my 2 young nephews and as they are both of a certain age I thought it would be a nice "welcome to Kabul" and also get to meet the local girls. Are US dollars suitable or would I need a truck load of Euros? Also, is there a local Evans Cycles in the desert or should we take our own puncture repair kit?

Answer 1

Ummm.  Don´t think Euros are going to do you any good.  Afghanistan isn´t in Europe, so it isn´t in the European Union, and doesn´t use Euros for money.

and, can´t ya do without the strawberry flavor for a couple of weeks if you can't find any?

Answer 2

Bazaars have everything :D

Answer 3

You never know whats hiding under those hijabs.

Answer 4

1.) Euros are safer when dealing with ladies of questionable virtue in the Middle East.

2.) What a lovely treat for your nephews. You should ask for a "Date Palm Job" I hear they're wild. Like "wow, crazy wild".

3.) I suggest you get your strawberry johnnies before you leave, Afgan flavours are more exotic and might not be to your tastes, or your nephew's. However,. the ladies over there are likely to be more used to domestic flavours, so for their sake I suggest you "go native".

4.) Always take a puncture repair kit, fo.