Can I still get my satellite Dish moved for free?...?

Question

When I move to Quang Bihn? I can't do without my Dish TV.

Answer 1

In Quang Binh, dish TV means you're rich enough to put bowl noodles on your thatched roof.

Answer 2

It will cost you three chickens to get your Dish installed.

Quang Binh has the best soap operas.

Answer 3

I'll start making you a longer cord ..... hmmm is 700 feet enough?

I wasn't so smart at geography and math and school stuff.

Answer 4

It's true. ^ They do a great Hogan's Heroes.

Dish will move your setup for free if you sign up for 18 years of service and donate at least one kidney.

Answer 5

You can get satellite TV here, or even have the locals act out your favorite shows for you. Granted they are 10 years behind in TV shows, but watching them perform Seinfeld skits is just HILARIOUS!!!

Answer 6

Its free but comes with a side bonus of a cursed meglodon tooth...might be cheaper to pay some installers...

Answer 7

I am going to start my own brothel there ...There must be some sweet charm that I am missing.

Your boys will move anything for you, you know that.