Can President Barrack Obama walk on water?

Question

I heard he did. I heard he could call down fire from heaven and make the earth shake whilst stomping. He dried-up the Mississippi and made it rain frogs.

Answer 1

He'll wet himself in November when McCain walks all over him.

Answer 2

His followers think he can.

Answer 3

He can't walk on water, but maybe he can dig us out of this s**t-hole that Bush dumped us into.

Answer 4

Yes in the winter. That was not hard, what else you got.

Answer 5

I think I have fallen in love with you.

McCain '08

Answer 6

He has some special flip flops for that particular feat of Biblical proportions.  They're extra large, and look a little like scuba fins.  

Answer 7

Why yes he can...why do you ask?

edit: Oh...and so nice of you to concede the election.

Answer 8

Well he is, The One. {chorus of angels singing in the background}