Can You Answer Super Dude's Six Super Hockey Questions?

Question

1. GUYS: If you saw an NHL player in the bathroom peeing in the urinal next to yours, would you say hi?

GIRLS: If you saw an NHL player in the woman's bathroom would you say hi?

2. Other than a bathroom, what is the most awkward place to meet an NHL player?

3. If Sean Avery had to get a kidney transplant, and your kidney was the only one that was compatable with him, would you donate your kidney to him?

4. Nick Lidstrom drops a wad of cash worth $1,000 on the ground after going to the ATM. Do you keep it or return it to him?

5. Suppose your favorite active hockey player died. Would you give up an arm to resurrect him?

6. Which NHL player do you think was the loser at school that everybody picked on and nobody wanted to sit with at lunch?

Answer 1

1.) Uhh...No...First I'd totally be creeped out why there was a man in the woman's bathroom.

2.) Victoria's Secret or in a department store in the bra/panty isle...With bras and panties in his shopping cart.

3.) Yeah, as much as I hate him I'm not going to let him DIE.  But he's gonna owe me big time!

4.) I'm going to return it to him.  He's someone I really respect, and I would feel bad taking his money even though he has a lot.  Plus then I get to meet him and he will think I'm nice!

5.) Maybe I'd give up a finger or two...But not an entire ARM!

6.) Sean Avery lol.  He said in an interview that he never hangs around with other sports players, he doesn't like sports, but he does like fashion and stuff like that.  He seems like a serious weirdo to me.

Answer 2

1) I would say Hi and ask if something was wrong with the little boys room.

2)The lingerie store

3)Yes I would.

4)Nah. Nik is fine. I need it more then he does.

5)No. I need my arm

6)Chris Pronger. That is why he acts like such a jerk now. Oh yeah BOOM

Answer 3

1. i'd be so excited i'd probably make a fool of myself...then reality would strike and i'd wonder wtf he was doing in the womens washroom.

2. once i ran into two kitchener rangers shopping for their girlfriends in a lingerie store. that was super akward. i kno it's not nhl...but still.

3. h**l yes. although controversial, i luv this guy and i find it incredible he always finds a new way to get under players skin. i'd give him my kidney and tell him to go back out there and raise some ****.

4. i return it to him in exchange for box seats and a chance to meet the players. and if he says no i just made a thousand bucks!

5. i guess you don't need an arm to play soccer, watch hockey or do irish dance...so sure.

6. matt stajan...first player that popped into my mind...sorry

Answer 4

1. Nope, just mind my own business.

2. Outside hiding behind some bushes.

3. Yes, I would I'm not greedy

4. actually no, I wouldn't, a penny saved is a penny earned;in this case one million pennies.

5. He had his long run.

6. Bob Probert lol

Answer 5

1. no, thats breaking the etiquette barrier and crossing over to the creep zone. you shouldnt say hi to no guy when your wang is out.

2. your bedroom?

3. sure. he is a human being

4. return it. hes our captain

5. no. it was obviously his time to go. and i like my arms

6. jordin tootoo

Answer 6

1-- Nope--- focus on the task at hand-- wandering eyes will give you a bad rep....

2-- in the bedroom with my PB wife

3--  Sure-- I'd give him my colon as well, that way he would then be known as "Flamin Avery" from all the spontaneous flatulents..  

4-- Keep it and bet him I can run faster than you..

5-- No-- we already have Frankenstein in the league-- Chara..

6-- Everybody walked BEHIND Todd Bertuzzi; even in preschool..

Answer 7

1. I'd be like.. "Um...this is the girls washroom, isn't it?"

2. I have no clue.

3. Yeah, I suppose.

4. Yeah, or else I'd feel guilty.

5. YES!

6. The first person who came to my mind was Crosby.

Answer 8

(1) Normally, I never ever ever break bathroom etiquette... but I think I'd make an exception for a celebrity.  I mean... how often do you get that opportunity?  And it's slightly less creepy than waiting outside of the bathroom heh.

(2) While working for Child Protective Services?

(3) Yes, probably.  Though I don't think he should get preferential treatment just because he's a celebrity.

(4) I return it.  I'm the kind of person that tells the cashier if they give me too much change.

(5) Probably not... I need my arms for my job.

(6) Martin St. Louis... he's so short.  heh.  I was going to say someone like cam janssen, since he's a punk, but I bet he was like the leader of the jock clique or something.

Answer 9

1) probly

2) Spa?

3) YES!

4) return it

5) no

6) they were probly all amazing! no losers

Answer 10

1. OMG YES!

2. brushing their teeth in the locker room

3. no

4. umm.............. return it so i can met him

5. no

6. pavel datsyuk :D lol datsyuk i love u!

Answer 11

1. No, and it's happened to me a couple of times.  I was at a bar in Ottawa several years ago and went to take a p**s and ended up in the urinal next to Radek Bonk.  The guy on the other side was obviously looking at Bonk's %^$#^$# and Bonk offered to punch the guy out for staring.  There were a couple of other men in the washroom and everybody just turned their head.

2.  His wife's bedroom I suppose.

3.  Yes.

4.  I return it to him - I need his autograph for my collection still.

5.  No - I'm not into fantasy

6.  Ray Emery.

Answer 12

1.  no

2. the women's department

3. yes i am a nice person

4. return it i wouldn't feel good with myself if i kept it

5. no i like my arms

6. Sidney Crosby

Answer 13

1. sup ive seen  u on tv

2. bed lol

3. nope only if he went to the pens

4. keep it lidstrom sucks

5. yea if he was still playing/could play afterwards

6. ovechkin he looks funny lol

Answer 14

1. i'd proably wait till we got to the sink

2. the ladies section of  kohls or somthin(unless they have a family)

3. yes

4. i dont need it i'd give it back for an autograph haha

5. im not that much of a diehard i'd like to keep my arm but i know somebody else would cause its ovechkin

6. avery haha

Answer 15

1.yes

2.gas station

3.yes, he is a nice guy

4.return it-go Wings

5.yes

6.

Answer 16

1. NOOO! I,d probably slap him!

2. uh.. at a club!

3. Sure... I'm a nice person!

4. I told you I,m a nice person... I would give it back! lol

5. No.. I don,t even know him!

6.  Avery. Ounce a pest always a Pest!

Answer 17

1. Yes I would say hi to an NHLer in a girl's bathroom, I would also offer him some eyeliner, and a tampon while I'm at it

2. Strip club, LOL

3. No, unless he would die without it, then I would I guess

4. I try to give it back to him, and ask if I can have a bill with his autograph on it lol

5. Sure would

6. Danny Briere ;P Come onnnnnn lol

Answer 18

1) Yea, I'd say hi...but I would wonder what a man is doing in the woman's bathroom...

2) Maybe in a stores fitting room

3) No..

4) Yes, he's got tons of money but I would not be able to live with myself if I didn't return it.

5) No, I kinda need my arms..

6)Chris Osgood. He seems really shy.

Answer 19

1. GUYS: If you saw an NHL player in the bathroom peeing in the urinal next to yours, would you say hi?

GIRLS: If you saw an NHL player in the woman's bathroom would you say hi? I'd probably be like "oh my gosh it's _____!" then i'd be like "uh, why are you in the woman's bathroom?"

2. Other than a bathroom, what is the most awkward place to meet an NHL player? A s*x shop? lol

3. If Sean Avery had to get a kidney transplant, and your kidney was the only one that was compatable with him, would you donate your kidney to him? Ah, as much as I dislike him, I probably would.

4. Nick Lidstrom drops a wad of cash worth $1,000 on the ground after going to the ATM. Do you keep it or return it to him? I dont know. I mean he has like $8957329323578, but if I returned it to him maybe he'd let me have it haha.

5. Suppose your favorite active hockey player died. Would you give up an arm to resurrect him? Probably not.

6. Which NHL player do you think was the loser at school that everybody picked on and nobody wanted to sit with at lunch? I don't know, thats a toughie.

Answer 20

1. i think i might wait til we leave the bathroom or something

2. when hes doing something with his family i guess

3. yah, never know when you may need some help one day

4. i give it the 5 second rule, doesnt realize he dropped it, its mine... its only fair

5. no chance, i dont see those players sending me anything

6. It has to be Mike Ricci, ugliest man on earth. Who would want to be associated with that guy?

Answer 21

1.After his done yes

2.my house

3.yes im not that cruel

4.keep it unless i saw him drop it a KNEW it was his

5.No because thats stupid/playing god

6.Nikita Filtaov cuz he looks like a girl

Answer 22

1. GIRLS: If you saw an NHL player in the woman's bathroom would you say hi?

No, but I'd laugh.

2. Other than a bathroom, what is the most awkward place to meet an NHL player?

Ermm... at a family reunion if he's introduced to you as you're grand-ma's new boy.

3. If Sean Avery had to get a kidney transplant, and your kidney was the only one that was compatable with him, would you donate your kidney to him?

Definitely. I'm not an Avery fan, I think he's a pest and I despise him, but if it was a life or death situation, I would in an instant.

4. Nick Lidstrom drops a wad of cash worth $1,000 on the ground after going to the ATM. Do you keep it or return it to him?

Give it back.

5. Suppose your favorite active hockey player died. Would you give up an arm to resurrect him?

Ermm.. I don't think so.

6. Which NHL player do you think was the loser at school that everybody picked on and nobody wanted to sit with at lunch?

Good question. Matthew Barnaby. I think that's how he became such a pest.

Answer 23

GIRLS: If you saw an NHL player in the woman's bathroom would you say hi?

no i'd run out of the bathroom think ing i am in the wrong one! hah

2. Other than a bathroom, what is the most awkward place to meet an NHL player?

the womens department...bra and panties!

3. If Sean Avery had to get a kidney transplant, and your kidney was the only one that was compatable with him, would you donate your kidney to him?

yes. i am just a nice person...but  i have my own kidney problems...wont be much help!

4. Nick Lidstrom drops a wad of cash worth $1,000 on the ground after going to the ATM. Do you keep it or return it to him? return it to him....then i get to meet him! and i will be remembered as a nice person to him!!

5. Suppose your favorite active hockey player died. Would you give up an arm to resurrect him?

....see ya in heaven rolston....

6. Which NHL player do you think was the loser at school that everybody picked on and nobody wanted to sit with at lunch?

Sidney Crosby.... i dont know.... just seems like it.. too emotional lol

Answer 24

1. After he's done doing the business.

2. p**n Shop.

3. Meh, it would cost him quite a lot of cash.

4. Return it to him!

5. I'd give up my life to resurrect him.

6. Todd Bertuzzi.

Answer 25

1. Yes.

2. AA meeting.

3. Yes, I'm not cold hearted.

4. Return it.

5. Probably.

6. Hmm... Brian Gionta..he's so teeny :]

Answer 26

1. I'm a girl, so I would say Hi...what are you doing in here?

2. In the ladies underwear section or makeup section.

3. Yes, he may be annoying but he is just doing his job and is still a human being.

4. I would honestly say hey Mr Lidstrom you dropped your money in my sweetest voice and hope he just lets me keep the cash. I also ask for an autograph.

5. Depends on the way he died. God forbid if he was killed in a tragic accident or murdered then yes, otherwise not likely.

6. Hmm, I don't know.

Answer 27

1. It happened to me once in Toronto. Habs were staying at the same hotel I was at. Looked up to see Larry Robinson at the next trough. It went like this. "Hey, how you doing Larry?" ... "A lot better now  ... zip."

2. In a kitchen ... never know what to say.

3. Sure. I got two.

4. Sure. It's American money. I'm Canadian. The US buck isn't what it used to be.

5. Sure. So long as I didn't have to detach it from my body.

6. If he's playing in the NHL he's been a great athlete since puberty, and has always had the babes. The question is moot.

Answer 28

1. Well......what's he doing in the woman's bathroom? Yeah I say hi, and I kindly show him the door.

2. Hmmm, I'm not sure. I can't thinkg of any that are real "akward".

3. Yes I would. BUT....he would owe me....big time.

4. I return it. I'm not a Lidstrom fan, but keeping it would feel like stealing.

5. I don't know. I like my arms, thank you very much. But I don't want to sound selffish either. Depends on how he died. I would consider it. But I think my final answer is NO.

6. Mike Modano.......no reason really. He just looks like one of those kids.

Answer 29

1) i'd probably say hi. then ask him why he's in the wrong bathroom

2) probably during their wedding, if you stalk them down and break into their reception.

3) sure. i'd expect to be getting SOMETHING in return from him, though...

4) return it to him in hopes that he'll reward me with some of that cizashhh :)

5) OH YESS! dude, i cried when Ryan Malone got hit in the face with that puck.. to find that he DIED..... hmmmph

6) Sean Avery probably spent a lot of his time at the sewing machines during lunch time because he had nobody to sit with...

Answer 30

1.NO!! Definitely not shaking his hand either.

2.Coming out of my Moms room.

3.It depends..Is this before or after his huge contract that he's gonna split with me.

4.I keep it..Mr.Swedish isn't going to miss it.

5.NO!Would he give one up for me?

6.Picked on?Sidney because he was even made fun of then aboot his terrible stache growing abilities.