Can You Finish This Phrase?

Question

We're about to go "Math Game" style with this question (sorry no "Dumb Dora" though)

You flip flop more than ________

I want to se what people will say.

Answer 1

You flip flop more than...

...ol' Granny's chest.

...a 2 year old dancing in her mom's high heels.

...McDonald's makes burgers.

...Slick Willy does interns.

...Michael Phelps wins gold medals.

...the Yankees overpay A-Rod.

...Pamela Anderson re-marries Tommy Lee.

...Brittany Spears gets her ugly photos published.

...Brett Favre un-retires.

Answer 2

A politician at a fundraiser

Answer 3

a frycook with an extra batch of pancakes.

Answer 4

A shoe? xD You know, the flip-flop shoe...? Ah, forget it.

Answer 5

a fish out of water.