Can a kangaroo, hand delievered by a Swahilian, cause upsets to the vampires at Wimbledon?

Question

Would the RSPB called in at all if such a thing happened?

Answer 1

I wish i understood your question?

Answer 2

Interesting question; perhaps nobody knows the answer.  I would only suggest that perhaps the Triffids could avert the crisis by performing a Slurpipia ceremony at 7:08 GMT exactly.  Only real rhino's blood may be used!  Otherwise the universe will cave in.  I truly believe this is their only hope.

Answer 3

wow you must be bored to come up with this question and i must be mad to answer it.

Answer 4

I think the "hand deliverd by a Swahilian" is a red herring.  

After all if the vampires are umpiring, the real question is who is playing. If it's a werewolf things could get very nasty indeed. Kangaroo or no kangaroo.

I glad you asked this question 'cause someone needs to blow this "$h!% wide open.

By the way, if you have a minute, please answer my question.

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Answer 5

yes

Answer 6

Yes it can; swahilian blood is a delicacy and only the touch of a kangaroo can change it.

Answer 7

It depends entirely on the weather. If the kangaroo is of the typically irish variety then the sunshine will only cause it to applaud joyfully at the umpires left nostril, however if it is a japanese kangaroo then it will cause such an outrage that the swahilian will be banned from all future general elections in the vast countries surrounding western atlantis.

The RSPB will only be alerted if said kangaroo proceeds to boo at the crowd surronding it at wimbledon.

Answer 8

Sadly it`s back-hand return from the baseline is too weak for it to be a contender. leaping the net to congratulate its opponent shouldnt be a problem though ?

Answer 9

Yes.  the key is "hand delivered by a Swahilian"  i've found in my life these are most disruptive breed of kangaroo

Answer 10

Is the kangaroo in question abiding by the strict Wimbledon dress code old boy, standards must be maintained after all what what. Tip top.

Answer 11

Tasmanian or Australian kangaroo?