Can a monkey be trained to cook a meal?

Question

I don't mean like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, or something easy like beef tips in mushroom sauce. I mean can you actually sit down with a monkey and teach him how to use a stove and mix ingredients, and how long to bake things for? I need to know before dinner on Sunday.

Answer 1

yes

Answer 2

HEHEHEHE  REALLY VERY FUNNY QUESTION FRIEND

BUT YOUR QUESTION HAS BIG MEANING



ACTUALLY WHAT MAN CAN DO MONKEYS CAN DO TOO BECAUSE

THEY UNDERSTD ONLY TO COPY THE THINGS

IF YOU SIT IN FRONT OF THEM AND  TRAIN THEM THEY CAN GET TRAINED

WE HUMANS HAVE EGO AND SO MANY THOUGHTS  WE NEVER ACCEPT WHAT OTHERS  LIKE TO TEACH US THAT THE MIND PROBLEM  AND THAT RELATED TO OUR  EGOS

BUT MONKEYS DON'T HAVE ANY  EGO THEY IF YOU SIT WITH THEM AND TRY TO  TEACH THEM IN  FEW MINTS THEY COPY YOU WHAT EVER YOU DOING

DON'T SHOW THEM GUN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Answer 3

I doubt it but it could be entertaining tho'

You'd end up with a lot of Goop...I don't think you'd be able to eat it.

Besides...who wants monkey hair in their food......

Answer 4

Presuming you are the monkey, I'd say it would be quite possible as long as only simple ingredients are used.

Answer 5

no.

warra dum question bro

Answer 6

I suppose over time it would be possible..

A lot of time.. You'd have to break making the meal into heaps of parts so the monkey can learn it separately.. then eventually work each "trick" together. I can't imagine it would be that great a meal, so maybe monkey should stick to his PB&J samiches ;)

Answer 7

No. Lol