Can a pirate and a vampire be friends?

Question

explanation; me and my friend have never been normal and she wants to be a vampire and i want to be a pirate but se says vampires kill pirates and i say they can be friends :D

thanks

Answer 1

Sure..can an Australian person and a Chinese person be friends? Of course! So any type can be friends with another type.

Answer 2

Not unless it's an already dead black pearl pirate. The vampire would kill the pirate and eat it, but if it was already dead, they could have a grand friendship. If they got along. But if they got to fighting, two immortals, it would literally be ENDLESS entertainment.

Answer 3

sure why not  

Answer 4

h**l no

Answer 5

no they can't be friends pirates and vampires have always been enemies, same with ninjas

Answer 6

what? what are you, 8? thats not an insult, im actually wondering. vamps and pirates are unrelated.

Answer 7

yes - as long as the vampire has  very small b***s [ a sunken chest ] and booty and if she has pieces that can be ate [ pieces of eight]

Answer 8

Heck, it's the perfect job-share.

You command the ship by day, looting Spanish galleons and doing other pirate stuff.  

She commands the ship by night, hunting down hapless victims and draining them dry.  Tales of the Vampire Death Ship will start to circulate, making you, your friend and your crew even more feared than if they were regular pirates.

Sea water didn't bother Dracula during his voyage on the Demeter, so there's not much risk of your friend dissolving like the witch in The Wizard of Oz first time a bit of sea-spray hits her.

After you've made loads of money, she can retire to a castle somewhere and you can retire to your own private island, and someone else can get to be the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Or should that be the Dread Vampire Pirate Roberts?

Answer 9

Match made in heaven if you ask me...

Answer 10

they love one another :)

Answer 11

What if the pirate is a *vampire* pirate?  Yes, they do exist, even to this day.   "Aargh matey, ye be walkin the plank, right after I drink your blood!  Muah ha hah ha arrrrrrrrr!"  

LOL :)

Answer 12

As long as the vampire compromises not to feed off the pirate, and the pirate promises not to stack the vampire with a silver sword, it's all good.  

Answer 13

No, it's kind of hard to. It's not that they're enemies but vampires can't be out during the day, and pirates are usually passed out drunk and knee deep in ugly prostitutes during the night.

Answer 14

sure i could even see one both a vampire and a pirate. Since a pirate is a career and a campire is a state of being they are excluisve. Not sure how vampires do in water although its said that dracula went from Transyvania to London on a coffin in a ship.

The suny carribean or today sunny coasts off somalia which are pirate haunts would not be best spots for vampires they might be beter in the gloomy north atlantic

Answer 15

sure! even cats and mice can be best friends in your head!!! whoopee!!!

Answer 16

pirates rock they can team up together

Answer 17

it would be hard, Water can be deadly to Vampires

12. The Curse of Water

A Single drop of Styx water touching a Vampire will annihilate it.

All the waters of the world took up the vow of Styx. Water is a prime enemy of Vivamort, and Vampires travel by water precariously.

No Vampire may cross running water except by bridge, boat, on the back of another etc. Total immersion in running water destroys a vampire. Vampires may cross or live in swamps or marshes with impunity. Waha left the taint of the Devil in the marshes of the Good River, and that taint allows Vampires access to all such areas.

Special Holy Water, blessed by Priests of certain Water Cults, has great effect on Vampires. When this pure and holy water is sprinkled on the grave earth of a Vampire, the earth loses its potency. The Vampire may not cross this holy water, even if it is but a thin film on the ground, the doorway or whatever. A vial of this pure water, applied to the Vampire's person, causes 1D6 unregenerable damage to the Vampires body.

Answer 18

a vampire and a pirate can absolutely be friends.

that is unless the vampire is a total A hole.

or the pirates super g*y.

Answer 19

Sure so long as they have an understanding  :-)

Answer 20

Of course they can! A prince can marry a cinder-maid for goodness sake!

Answer 21

A pirate and a vampire can be friends, but only if they are introduced in a bar by a priest, a rabbi, and a parrot.

Answer 22

Vampires and Pirates are similar, I think that they could be friends.

Answer 23

u need to find friends that dont have the maturaty level of a 6 year old boy