Can a strong independent woman help me? Only strong women please. 5 points for best answer?

Question

I seem to be having problems with WebMD. Have you ever had problems with it? I typed in 'the squirts' and nothing came up.

I even tried dirty eyeballs another time, and it didn't do anything for me. No help at all.

Answer 1

Sorry. Guess I'm not or independent enough. Gotta work on that.

Answer 2

I don't think I'm strong enough to answer this question, but I will tell you that your math is off.

Answer 3

Type in "DIARRHEA CHA CHA CHA - DIARRHEA CHA CHA CHA". That should do the trick.

Answer 4

Did you type: the beer s***s?? Sometimes that works.

Answer 5

You need to get a strong independant woman to slap you around and tell you what to do.

Answer 6

ahhhh!  I see your problem!  When working with computers, especially search engines, even on specific web sites, sometimes the question must be more specific, otherwise the search engine just won't produce the results you were looking for.  

Try typing in "HERSHEY" squirts.  It's much more specific.

Answer 7

you funny.