Can an Atheist make such an idiotic theory, that he himself can not believe it? ?

Question

Can an Atheist make such an idiotic theory, that he himself can not believe it? ?

Answer 1

Talking burning bushes

Sticks that turn into snakes

Invisible sky daddy

Men who walk on water

Just all so logical and feasible

Answer 2

Sure, but It's not entirely original but , then again, what under the sun is?

Ok, in the beginning there is nothing but shade. And a leprechaun decides he needs to make humanity to believe in him and kiss his *** so he creates a big flat rectangle and then makes humanity out of ...oh...meat loaf. Then he yells "brownchickenbrowncow" like a porno soundtrack and the meatloafians come to life.Then he decides to start playing sadistic mindgames with them and , they being just children at heart and he being a clever all knowing leprechaun, he wins, they lose and he punishes them for being gullible, ironically the thing they did to earn this punishment was attempt to not be so gullible. Oh well. Then he kicks them out of ...Pizza Hut and has them breed with some totally convenient totally unexplained people who just happen to live outside the Pizza Hut and then decides that the only way he won't have Ron Jeremy *** rape all their progeny forever in Van Nuys California is if they can leave a really impressive lipstick kiss on the leprechauns heinie . This is a theory too idiotic for even me to believe. But again, I can't take total credit for it.

Answer 3

A talking donkey is a stupid theory along with intelligent design.

This Deist with a B.A. in Anthropology

Evolution is a scientific theory and a fact.

Answer 4

talking animals?

"Drinks"

Answer 5

As idiotic as coming from dust? If you say so.....

Answer 6

Remember kids a scientific theory isn't a belief, it's a series an explanations for observable scientific facts. Almost all of science is theories. The universal theory of gravity is a good example. Theories in science are revised or eliminated anytime scientific facts new or old conflict with them and before they're accepted they have to be submitted for peer review so the wider scientific community can test the validity of the theory.

Answer 7

that goes for christians too....all the time....

Answer 8

Why not?  Christians do it all the time.

Answer 9

why would i want to believe in an idiotic theory

Answer 10

Only if it comes from your bible.

Answer 11

Talking snake? Works every time...

Answer 12

Yes, I was once a christian and I cannot believe it.

Answer 13

No. But you can be so stupid, I really wish you were dead. Go jump off a bridge you ignorant ****.

Answer 14

wow, obviously you can make a question so dumb that only you think its funny.

Answer 15

I dont need to make one...heard the one about God creating the universe. Yep, thats idiotic.

Answer 16

sure, I part red seas every day

Answer 17

That's hard to answer. They are strongly deluded and will believe anything that disagrees with the Bible.

Answer 18

Sure....

Marklar made Marklar from Marklar, and Marklar said that Marklar is good.

Marklar was born to the virgin Marklar, and was made to raise from the Marklar and go to see Marklars father Marklar. But Marklar will come again to get all of Marklars followers and let all the other Marklar to burn in Marklar for not believing in Marklar.

Answer 19

Is this the pot calling the kettle black or what?

Look inward and you know we can believe anything.

Answer 20

Sure,

Anyone can. I have a theory that you were forced to post this question by intergalactic terrorists from the planet Zarg.

Answer 21

Yes - the blue peter appeal is simply a fund raising exercise to put blue peter members into suspended animation ready to colonise the planet after the destroy all life by making all buildings out of sticky back plastic and milk bottle lids.

Satisfied!