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Can anybody give me directions to go to h**l? I can't find it on the map.?

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  1. Just keep going in the same direction that you are now.  Sooner or later, you're bound to find it.  LOL


  2. South, way south

  3. Take drugs, drink, smoke, find people with STD's sleep with then, Go without sleep, become a terroist. Then you have taken your first step to h**l!

  4. Turn left at the first stop light.

  5. We are living in h**l right now.  Where have you been?

  6. Dig extremely low into the ground until you see the fire and the devil meets you on his level then you will know your there. lol

  7. are you really asking that with all of these internet technologies available? MAPQUEST THAT ****.

  8. about hellertown in pa

  9. ask my ex-husband and he can tell you exactly how to get there...he's actually the Greeter to h**l, sorta like the Wal-Mart Greeter.

  10. Don't worry the ride will be free.

  11. Just climb into a handbasket, and follow the rest of the world.

  12. It is in Michigan and yes, it does freeze over!

  13. check mapquest.

  14. if ur being sarcastic then go to church but i think theres a place in michigan but idk

    and DONT commit suicide

  15. Remember to always wash your hands to avoid any serious germs

  16. what? you freak of nature

  17. Your first step is to become a criminal defense lawyer.

    Become successful in that vocation and you are well on your way.......TO h**l!!

  18. h**l, michigan

  19. You need to go south on Hooker Lane, make left on Drug Ave, continue on Drug Ave until it becomes Cocain St and then take the exit to the Booze Highway.  LOL

  20. There are a couple ways to get there, but here's the best.

    Get on US-23 in Michigan.

    Get off at the M-36 Exit (I think it's 47). If you're coming from the north, turn right. If you're coming from the south, turn left.

    Follow M-36 through Hamburg (pay attention to the road signs, as it can get rather tricky).

    As you continue, you'll reach the Village of Pinckney. You can either stop at the first stoplight in Pinckney (There's a BP gas station on the left) and you can turn left there (Dexter-Pinckney Rd.) and that will take you the long way into h**l. There's a sign on Dexter-Pinckney Rd past Pinckney High School to make a right turn to go into h**l. That's Darwin Rd. which turns into Patterson Lake Rd. and takes you right into h**l

    Or, you can go through that stop light and turn left downtown at the sign to h**l. That's South Howell St. Take that to Patterson Lake Rd. and make a right. That will also take you right into h**l.

    And if you're still confused, this may help:

    http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=42.4356...

  21. Here's the bar in NY that goes by that name:

    http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF-8&oe=...

    you can put in your starting point there to get directions.

  22. Ummmmm well I don't know where you are located but I can point you in the right direction. Washington DC, and the address of the white house is probably the h**l of all times. Bush is the devil and the devil lives in h**l right?

  23. You can find h**l/heaven right here, depending on what/how you choose to live on this planet.  

    Too much of anything can lead to addiction which can make you find "h**l" just anywhere.  (e.g. Drugs/Alcohol/Anger/...)

    Whereas if you have a positive mental health or attitude towards life you are sure to find peace, harmony, love and balance right here, somewhere closer to "heaven"....(e.g. Volunteering/ Helping people/Making a difference/Advancing knowledge - Yahoo Answers)

    If you believe in life after death, it's a different story....

    probably you will never know it when you are alive ...

    When our time comes, we all have to walk through that door at some time. Just wait ...

                              OR

    Believe in this "LIFE" and that you are making a difference and that you can find "heaven"

                               OR

    Visit h**l, Michigan, USA

  24. three cubicles down

  25. Go out your front door.  Now walk down your driveway.  Close your eyes and walk straight ahead.

    Pay no attention to the car horns.

    Bingo, you made it.

  26. Go to the Grand Canyon and then take a left and then jump off, i think thats where it is, never been there but here its lovely this time of the year.

  27. Drive a car off the cliff, and voila!

  28. You Don't deserve to go to h**l. You are a GREAT person. =)

  29. Sure! My last job was in Main Street, h**l.

  30. hmmm just be sinful and wait ill you die and you'll be there along w/ me lol @tleast you wont be lonely lmao

  31. your already here.

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