Can anyone come up with a better wedding saying thing then... any random insults accepted too!!!!?

Question

the 3 rings:

engagement ring

wedding ring

and suffering

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you musta lost that inch when you lost your hair buddy!!!

Answer 1

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet;

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.- W.B. Yeats

When you meet someone who can cook and do housework--don't hesitate a minute--marry him. - Unknown

To keep your marriage brimming,

With love in the wedding cup,

Whenever you're wrong, admit it;

Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Ogden Nash

We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Sam Keen

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than it was because he was he and I was I. Michel Montaigne

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The goal of marriage is not to think alike, but to think together.

When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Women have their faults, men have only two: everything they say and everything they do.

A marriage may be made in Heaven. But the maintenance is done on earth.

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Wedding toast: To the bride

May she share everything with her husband, including the housework.

Answer 2

let this be the best of many weddings to come

I believe I got this from a MAD Magazine.

Answer 3

This is the last time you'll ever be able to wear white again.