Can anyone doubt global warming's real-ness now that this evidence is in?

Question

I've been telling all my friends that global warming is real. I've been shrill and shrieking with my instructors who say it's real and I say "no sir/ma'am" it is REALLY real!!"

I am the biggest finger-pointer and blamer for global warming and now...NOW it's been proven that we are warming JUPITER! Earlier it was Mars, now we've ruined Jupiter so we can't go live there now! When are people going to wise up and realize that we are a race of death-beings?

Who can possibly doubt it now!! Not God bless humanity, but God d**n humanity for all our murder and our mayem!!

Go ahead and refute it if you like, but the facts do not lie.

The science is settled.

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap080523.html

Answer 1

Real FACTS;

* The origins of the modern liberal environmental movement in the campaign to ban DDT -- that led to the resurgence of malaria in the poorest countries, with devastatingly fatal consequences

* The government-dictated preference for corn-based ethanol and other biofuels is causing massive land overuse, soaring food prices, and increased hunger in the poorest places

* A single SUV tank of ethanol-based gasoline burns enough food to feed a starving African for a year

* Hormones from contraceptive and "morning after" pills are literally being flushed into rivers and causing bizarre sexual malformations in fish -- and why, for once, there has been no outcry from liberals

* Yellowstone in flames: Liberal-inspired management programs in the Forest Service and the National Parks have led to major wildfires — including a near—catastrophic one in the nation's crown jewel, Yellowstone Park

* Getting the Green: the environmental movement is funded by industries that reap enormous profits from environmental laws and regulations

* Censorship, manufactured outrage, and even phony "science" are being used to cut short the debate over global warming

Answer 2

try not to panic but in addition to mars & jupiter, they've also reported that PLUTO has been warming up during the short time we've been able to plot its average temperature.

OK now you can panic.

just how long is the tail pipe on your suv, you destroyer of worlds???

is it possible that plutonians are more advanced than us & have been driving Hummers for years already? or is there some other possible explanation for these 4 planets warming?

Answer 3

Ok i dont know about the jupiter thing but i do belive in global warning and im having the same promble that your having..

People just dont believe me and im like F**king watch the discovery channel... LOOK at the POLAR bears.. and yet the fact that they dont belive.. that one thing but the people that do belive and dont care thats worse.. we did this too ourselves and its really sad... thoes people with one kid that think they need a F-350 come the F*ck on!!!!!! what ever hope im not here with the earth becomes inside out!!!

Answer 4

No, silly,  climatic change is natural and we humans did not cause it and are powerless to stop it.  It's all scare tactics and fear mongering to garner power and monies to those who claim to know how to "fix" it.  Wake up.

Answer 5

You need Prozac.

My 2 cents.

Answer 6

Lightening can cause Forest Fires.

Humans can cause Forest Fires.

2 completely different things can produce the same effect at different times or in different locations.  The warming of Jupiter has absolutely nothing to do with the global warming of Earth. If you'd "bothered" to read the links on your own link page (before posting this) you would have learned that.

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/ju...

Answer 7

LOL, that's a good one!  I actually talked to a person on Prozac that truly believed that!  lol  

I guess we are destroying everything with our mayhem...  Real estate agents should start showing caves very soon. lol

Answer 8

uhhhhhh

read what you link ...... we are not warming Jupiter ... that is just silly .... jupiter has climate changes of its very own ..... just like earth.

Answer 9

It is difficult to tell your point.  Are you suggesting that Jupiter warming means that Earth warming is not related to humans.  For me that is the issue that matters most because there is a political movement bent on limiting our consumption (of goods and fossil fuels) to counter something (Earth's perceived warming) that is probably mostly natural and mostly beneficial.

Answer 10

"Now that Jupiter has warmed, we can't live there?"

have you ever seen a picture of jupiter and read what it's made of

Answer 11

We're not causing Mars or Jupiter to warm.

We are causing Earth to warm.

If you're interested in learning something (which is generally why people ask questions), please see Myth #4 at the link below.

Answer 12

DANG!!  And I just traded my Timeshare on Mars for one on Jupiter!!!  Now what will I do?  Those dang Americans and their SUVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit****  KEN... can man create Hurricanes, Trade Winds, Tornatos, and so on?... can we stop the waves from crashing on the beaches?  can we prevent the sun from shinning?  We can't control any of this because it is NATURE...  stop thinking you are bigger than you are.