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Can anyone relate to these? ?

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9 things i hate about everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too." Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people who've lost something say, "It'll probably be in the last place

I look." Of course it is! Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say, "Life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

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  1. some of those

    this is related to #9: when your trying to go to sleep and someone is in the same room and sais "your name hear" and you answer and they say are you awake

    i mean how could you answer someone if you were asleep


  2. lol, thats funny! all true tho xx

  3. Just one thing I hate: intolerant people.

    These are pretty funny.

  4. hahahahahahaha this is freaking hilarious it reminds me of my brother...he always says things like this

  5. Yeah. I like. I don't recall the name of the American comic that came up with them, but all are good.


  6. So true, so true!!

  7. Ah. I needed that, really put a smile on my face ^^

  8. Re: 8. When people say, "Life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

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    You would physically exist for longer than you live... Your body doesn't just disappear when you die!

    So to answer your question, physically existing is what you can do that is longer than life.

  9. omg that is so funny!

    i don't usually laugh out loud at things on Y!A but this was hilarious!

    a star for you!

  10. 5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

    LMAO!

  11. Put a smile on my face, too!

    My favourites were:-

    People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually

    and

    When people say, "Life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


  12. Do I know you?

    Number 2..about the remote is weird. I will do that! I'll leave the TV on mute and search the whole house before I press the volume on the TV.

    NUMBER 1: . People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?

    I do this!!!!!!!!!!! I think it's co in London, EVERYONE wears an ipod. However, it's fascinating that we point at the wrist. People who ask people the time don't wear watches. we use our phone, etc. Pointing at our wrist is based on the convention of 'time-piece adorned'. However...asking someone if they've 'got the time' can (subconsciously) be construed as 'time-to-spare', so we point at the wrist to say "no  - I'm not trying to sell you something...what's the time?" Actually, we point at our wrsit when we say "have you got the time?" ...but to ask outright "What time is it?" doesn't require a wrist-point.

    Number 3 'cake and eat it'...you're right on the money!!

    I like your humor!

  13. I relate to all, especially to the new and improved. good point!


  14. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough cough cough* hahahahahahahaHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA

  15. 8) Death is longer

    9) Maybe you just missed it

    3)Some wedding Cakes are decorative

    1) You do to I saw you.

    2) its the only exercise a couch potato gets

    4) nobody says that

    5)Go on cheap tuesday then you only pay $5 to stare at the floor

    7) everymorning starts a new day though there were many days before

    6) these people don't really annoy me

  16. ha ha haits funny coz its true..my mum always says...its in the last place you left it...well gee thanks mum!!!!

    gee sam d its just a bit of fun...PARTY POOPER!

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