Can anyone tell me a really good super lame joke???

Question

Can anyone tell me a really good super lame joke???

Answer 1

a blonde opened the fridge and the jelly started jeggeling, she said to it "dont worry i just want some water"

Answer 2

yes. I can!

Answer 3

A husband and a wife were sitting down one day at their house. The then realized that their son would be graduating from school soon and asked her husband "What do you think our son is going to do with his life?"

The husband said "Let's find out." So the husband put down a Bible, next to it a hundred dollars, and next to that a 1936 scotch.

"What is all this?" The wife says.

"The Bible will tell us if he wants to be a preacher, the hundred dollars will show if he wants to be a crook, and the scotch is that he'll be a hopeless drunk."

They both go hid in the other room looking into the living. Finally their son comes home. He sees all 3 items on the table.

He holds up the Bible and looks up, he then puts the Bible down. He then sees the hundred dollars lying next to it, picks it up looks around to make sure the ghost is clear. He then puts it down. He sees the scotch and opens the bottle and takes a smell.

He looks around and sees nobody. Snatches the Bible, the money, and the scotch and runs off.

The husband and wife come out looks at the empty table, and the the husband says, "Look honey, he's going to be a politician!"