Can anyone tell me how to get on the internet?

Question

I have been hearing great things about it and can't wait to take it for a ride! Do i need a saddle or harness? Is it a bumpy ride? And just how hard is it to get onto the internet?

Answer 1

Most people just use it for p**n

Answer 2

To get "on" the internet you need a stepstool or a ladder. Oh and a computer, monitor, keyboad, and DSL or cable modem.

So how did you post this question? Carrier Pigeon?

Answer 3

DUDE. you are ON the internet right now.

Answer 4

Is this a serious question, or did you just figure you had too many Yahoo points and so decided to waste five?

You are on the Internet now.

Answer 5

Now a days its incredibly easy to get on the internet.  Just call an internet provider of your choice (prices vary depending on the provider), install a cable in your home (if you don't already have one, most new homes are built with them), and away you go.