Can anyone think of a funny syllogism?

Question

We have to turn them into our teacher so it has to be school appropiate... and funny. I can't think of anything funny. =/

Help please? Thanks!

Answer 1

Penguins are black and white,

Old tv shows are black and white,

Therefore, penguins are old TV shows.

 

AND, if you Google image search "Syllogism Pictures"

It should show a little penguin on an ice block, saying that.

Answer 2

There are cookies made of water and salt.
The sea is made of water and salt.
Soon, the sea is a cookie. xD

Answer 3

Today, workers have no time for anything.
But unemployed people... have all the time in the world.
Time is money.
Therefore, unemployed people have more money than the workers.

Answer 4

I'm a nobody.

Nobody is perfect.

I am perfect!