Can anyone translate this Russian into English?

Question

I would like russian into english translation. I saw this posted in a adult yahoo chatroom. I would like to know what they were talking about. Thanks.

If this translation is too dirty feel free to email it to me or censor it such as t1ts. Thanks.

Fred: On chochet ))

Kim: jo kto?

Fred: Vse chotyat )) kak tebya nogno ne chotet' ))

Kim: jo nu idem

Fred: a gde tvoi pribor dlya poki )

Jack: kakie sisechki

Kim: jo na meste )))

Fred: on uge konchil ot tvoich sisechek ))

Jack: poka prosto ot pad tak bi i trahnul tebya

Mark: to uj ndres

Kim: Poka!!

Answer 1

boobies and getting off on them.

Answer 2

Fred: He wants ))

Kim: jo who?

Fred: Everybody wants )) who could not want you ))

Kim: jo so let's go

Fred: and where's your device for f*king?)

Jack: what a nice t*ts (breast)

Kim: jo it's on its place )))

Fred: he already c*m from your nice t*ts ))

Jack: bye it's just cool i would just f*ck you with pleasure

Mark: to uj ndres (no idea what is it)

Kim: Buy!!