Can anyone translate this french text?

Question

in order if possible

1)

je suis désolé brightlights456X mais le monde tend a parler anglais du fait de l hégémonie américaine et non à cause de votre empire décadent que vous avez perdu il y a bien longtemps maintenant,et vous étes devenu une puissance économique,politique et militaire inférieure à la France avec votre livre que ne vaut plus rien face a l'euro

2)

de plus oui les 13 colonies des amérique on formé plus trop les états unis aprés vous avoir chassé a coup de pieds dans les fesses:) et maintenant c'est vous qui êtes une colonie des états unis ,vous êtes même devenu le chien chien à sa maman américaine à dire oui a chacune de leur décision

3)

oui les française sont prétentieuses et trés peu sures d'elles-meme.

Mais en même temps ils sont les plus belle femme du monde pour preuve Noemie lenoir ,les top model anglais sont trés quelconque

i invite yours :)

Answer 1

Bonee chase Mon Ami

            I'm afraid my French is not that good

Answer 2

Not word for word; but here's the gist of the message;

Sorry Brightlights456X but the world mainly speaks English because of American dominance, and not in respect to your own decadent empire which you lost long ago.  And you have become an economic, military and political power inferior to France, with your £ which has low value against the euro.

2.  From out of the 13 American colonies was formed the basis of the United States, after you kicked them up the ****; and now it is you who are a colony of the United States, you have even become the American lapdog to obey every order given.

3.Yes, the French are pretentious, and very unsure of themselves.   But at the same time French women are the most beautiful in the world....for example.....Noemie Lenoir.......the top English models do not compare well.

Answer 3

CAM has it right

Answer 4

1)

I am sorry brightlights456X but the world tends has to speak English because of L American hegemony and not because of your declining empire which you lost a long ago now, and you summers become an economic power, policy and soldier lower than France with your book than nothing any more vis-a-vis the euro is worth

2)

moreover yes the 13 colonies of America there too formed the United States after you to have driven out is kick in the buttocks:) and maintaining it is you who are a colony of the United States, you even became the dog dog with its American mom to say yes has each one of their decision

3)

yes the Frenchwoman are pretentious and far from sour of they-same.

But at the same time they are more beautiful woman of the world for Noemie proof to lenoir, the English top model are very unspecified