Can anyone translate this text into french?

Question

The free translation websites always get it wrong.

Text to translate:

first of all, you do understand what i am saying otherwise you would not know about the nose comment, STUPID

Secondly i don't need to learn french because the whole world strives to learn english boy!

and one last point my "silly pseudo" is the way it is because i dont need to show a picture of myself like a desperate fool i.e. YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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it might seem rude, but the favour would be much appreciated

Answer 1

I could but I won't as you are correct it does sound rude.  One of the things that really annoys me when I am in France is people of other nationalities not making an effort because they think their own language is superior.

Answer 2

Tout d'abord, tu comprends ce que je suis en train de dire ou bien tu n'aurais pas compris le commentaire sur le nez, STUPIDE.

Deuxièmement, je n'ai pas besoin d'apprendre le français parce que le monde entier s'efforce d'apprendre l'anglais, mon petit gars !

Et encore une dernière chose, mon "pseudo stupide" est comme il est parce que je n'ai pas besoin de montrer ma photo comme un fou désespéré...comme toi par exemple...

PS : Here is the french version, but really, it's not very kind !! ;)

I hope this boy is really fool as you say....lol

I've put the text with "tu" (more familiar) than "vous" (more polite) because I suppose you know in french "you" can  be translated in 2 manners !

Answer 3

try Dictionary.com its good.