Can anyone who has seen Red Vs Blue help me with this?

Question

I need quotes by Caboose. Like his "most famous words" kinda thing.

Example: "Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping can remove the black spots"

Thank you!

Answer 1

"my name is michael j. caboose and i hate babies"

" and i say how are you going to get the tank down to the planet? and he goes i'll just put it on the ship. and i go, if you have a ship that can carry a tank.. why not just put guns on the ship and use it instead!"

just youtube best of caboose

Answer 2

Okay--I love Caboose, so...

"But I don't want to be dead...  I want to be alive.  ...Or a Cowboy."

"Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?!"

"Church...If I die...I want you...to have my orange juice..."

"I feel dizzy!  ...I think I'll stop standing now" (collapses)

"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I. Hate. Babies!"

Caboose: That is Church.  He is the mean one.

Church:  Thank you, Caboose.

Caboose:   ....See?  He gets mad.  Now he'll just stare at me until i stop talking, then, when he thinks I am not talking, then he will start talking again...

Church:  ...So I was talking to Gary--

Caboose:  See?

Church:  God -d**n- it!

Caboose:  -Classic- Church.

"Andy!  You turned into a -real boy-!!" later---"and we can drink orange juice together!"

Caboose: Yeah, you know we- we should all start working out, you know especially some of us.

Tucker: Yeah, some of us seem to have let ourselves go more than others.

Church: Are you guys talking about me?

Caboose: We, ah, didn't want to say anything.

Tucker: Yeah. That's why we said something...fatty!

Church: Hey, back off guys! I've been under a lot of stress. I've been carrying this whole ******* team.

Tucker: Where did you carry us, to the buffet?

Caboose: He said it.

Tucker: What are you guys doing up here, anyway? And what's that huge thing?

Caboose: That's Church.

Church: He means the ship, Caboose!

Caboose: He said it.

I'll add to the list as I think of them.