I'm an atheist, and yet I have just "received" the following prophecy in my head:
"and he shall cometh from a church of hatred, wearing a big grin and no stain. No qualifications shall he bear for office, yet his racial make-up and comely appearance soley carry his unstoppable ascension.
The sheeple before him shall chant 'change, change, change' but are unable to explain what they mean. His wife shall openly hate the country, yet his smile shall assuageth the herd."
Now, I know this is not from God because I have no good reason to believe its any more than a thought in my head. However, if you believe in a God or God's, then you must be open to the possiblity that God is using me as a prophet. After all, he can use anyone...right?
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