Can chimpanzees work at Wal-Mart?

Question

Can chimpanzees work at Wal-Mart?

Answer 1

Thou surly rump-fed botch! Thou shalst not work at Walmart!! Thou shalst instead, convert to Scientology, and embrace Tom Cruise as thoughst exalted leader!

When thoust peruses Walmart, thou shalt spank thine monkey!

Hey nony nony..let this proclamation be heard throughout the land!

Answer 2

no

duh

Answer 3

YES, I think many already do!

Answer 4

I think if you focus on what's right you might give it a job in wal-mart. Like lock it a comfortable cage and give him products to test for durability or robustness. You might also throw in any product at random and see what will it do with it - you might find out new ways of using an umbrella for instant.

If you keep focus on what's right why not. You can read my article about focusing what's right from my blog  http://escentre.blogspot.com/2008/05/pos...

thanx

Answer 5

You've apparently never been to the walmart down town... =)