Can drinking too much soda lead to Hairiness?

Question

I know this question seems kind of off the wall, but when I was younger, I rarely drank soda. But in the last few years I have been drinking more soda, and I have been noticing that I'm getting more hairy.

I'm starting to think the phrase "So strong it will put hair on your chest," is true (not that hair is on my chest.....).

But there is a HUGE difference in the amount of hair on my face from 4 years ago to today. There used to be maybe a chin hair or two, but now I feel like I need a weedwacker on my face.

Whenever I drink soda now, I feel like another hair is sprouting out of my face.

Do you think there is a correlation between facial hair and soda drinking?

Answer 1

first of all i think your stressing out about it too much, every body drinks soda these days, some people are hairy others arent. Like maybe its the back ground you have. If your parents were hairy, like me im from Europe so i got genes that are hairy, like im kinda hairy for a chick, like my legs and arms and stuff, etc. But yea if you think about it constently then of course your going to feel like hair is growing, just stop drinking soda then...

Answer 2

I've never been more attracted to you.  Seriously...soda does not make girls more hairy.  You must be going through some hormonal changes.