Can hash browns help??

Question

a big shark slitherd up to me and smelled my leg. i bit its nose and it bit my leg!! i ran home bleeding with out a leg and walked around the house looking for something to make it feel better. i found a bottle of ketchup, some tampons, and and a lighter. so i made myself some hash browns and pourend some ketchup on them. i put the burning hash browns on my leg and then lit them on fire with the lighter. i shoved the tampons up my leg to stop the bleeding! i am a r****d so dont think like stupid c**p! this is serous and all my dr said on the phone that it was a dream!! so please tell me what to do to fix my leg from the slithering shark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??

Answer 1

this is, by far, the greatest thing i have ever read in my life.

Answer 2

i agree with the doctor.

if your leg is off of your body why would you be on yahoo?

Answer 3

yes you are a r****d!!!!!!!

Answer 4

call 911

if you catn do that then get somone to drive you to the ER

and then once youg et in yell

I LOST  A LEG, LOSING BLOOD

DRUGS NOW

Answer 5

Well first you could stop wasting your time by coming up with stupid stories and placing them online. Other than that, try to see if you can fit your entire body into the sharks mouth. Are you up to the challenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??

Answer 6

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Answer 7

You fail at Yahoo Answers.