Can horses eat snowman p**p?

Question

If they can't...why not?

And if they can...how much should I limit them to?

Answer 1

wait a second.........SNOWMEN DONT p**p!

Answer 2

never heard of that but i'm guessing its marshmallows... i wouldn't feed it to a horse because marshmallows contain gelatin, made of the tendons and hoofs of cows (used to be of horses)... so to me its like feeding your horse a horse... gross!

but i am a vegetarian so...

Answer 3

yes they can

my sisters welch eats them but we only gave him 3 or 4

big marshmallows

Answer 4

well i was going to say it's all in ratio to how many waffles they eat. so say if you fed them 18 waffles you would give them 9 snowmen excretions .........so half and half although i wouldn't go over 10 kilos of waffles a day, can anyone say colic. and snowman poo should only be used as a treat.

Answer 5

well they might get stinky breath ...and brain freeze

(i wouldn't feed marshmallows to a horse)

Answer 6

Oh Bunny, so sorry to hear you hurt you litlte head today, what did the doctor tell you, bet it was lay off the booze while riding huh>?>???? ha ha

snowman p**p is allowed in limited amounts, and make sure the carrots are cut up and frozen just right on the stick to avoid any real dripping.

and marshmallows, well they are kinda sweet for even a horse, and so chewy, they get stuck in their teeth, then your gonna have to brush the horses teeth, or his lips will be stuck together forever.......super marshmallow glue you know.

and, as far as the yellow snoman p**p, do not make any snow ice cream for you, or you may end up with yellow teeth, yewwwwww.

dont allow your horse to eat the snowman p**p too fast, the brain freeze will make the horse curl up the upper lip and it looks like they are saying yuk, what is that smell, and of course it will be the snowman p**p coming out the other end, of your horse.

now, sugar free popsicles are fine for horses, I give them to Bullett every day, he gets 2 after our ride and has been fed, he loves the flavors of strawberry and grape, wont touch any other flavor at all...for real....and our vet said as long is the sugar free is fine.....

the others contain too much sugar.

oh, let me know if you dont get to feeling better, I will send ya some flowers and a get well card.........

no let us all in on this one, please, I am sure we all have it wrong in some way...knowing you, you got us all good

have a great weekend....figthing the flu, headed back for the bed.

Answer 7

Of Course they can, one scoop of p**p for their soup.

Answer 8

Yes! Because the p**p is just carrots!! That is all snowmen eat! Then is will be carrots balls! LOL

Ohhh they can eat 3 lbs aday.

**edit**

Paintgirl & Redial~~ LOL LOL Funny answers!!!

Answer 9

yes horses can eat snowman p**p...snowman pee isn't as additive and nutrious as the p**p but it still has its benifits...remember: when you go to start feeding a horse the S.P. (as we can it on the streets) to start out on small quanities because S.P. can give the horse a B.M. and that isn't too pretty...=D

Hope I Helped...

Answer 10

I'd be concerned of colic but if they don't bolt the snowturds they may be ok. I really think those snowturds will be too cold on the tummy though now that I think about it.  Nah..I wouldn't allow them to eat the p**p at all.  Take a shovel and toss it over the fence into the neighbors driveway.  That would be safest I feel.

It's the pee that would be safer.  It melts the snow around the area...doesn't freeze so it just melts in the mouth.

Just make sure it's the snowman pee and not Rovers. :)

Answer 11

I don't think they would eat it but they could have a good snowball p**p fight.

Answer 12

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm  only if it's the environmentally safe ones made from cornstarch, not the styrofoam ones.............................

Answer 13

by snowman p**p you must mean snowballs, and yes, horses can eat snow. It's just like condensed water to them.

Answer 14

just make sure there's nothing brown in them...that means that the snowman has been hanging out with the gingerbread man too long!

Answer 15

no, there are several studies out there claiming horses prefer Easter bunny droppings, unless in rare instances of starvation.

Answer 16

Horses can colic on almost anything if they get too much of it.  Are you having a slow night

Answer 17

...If you talking about snow yes! Make sure you start them off with small amounts until you reach larger amount so they don't colic!Otherwise No problemo!

...But if your talking about those packing peanuts that people like to call snowman p**p that dissolve with water. I don't know about a horse, but I ate one before and I turned out completely normal... Well at least me and my mom think so... haha.

imabohemian2: Hold on!... That can't be good you only get "p**p Monthly"!? You might want to see your doc/mail man about that... I get my issue like a few times a week.

***Takes  Rosi M's wine cooler that she took from BB and starts drinking***

Answer 18

Fortunately for all of us, I have just received my August issue of "p**p Monthly".

According to the experts, it is not recommended that horses eat snowman p**p.

I was unconvinced.

So I called in to their toll free line 1-800-eat p**p, and spoke to a Representative.

The explanation I received was that to be consumed safely, snow man p**p must be processed into "p**p sickles" on a stick. These are not safe for horse to consume simply because they lack opposing thumbs and have difficulty holding the drippy treat.

Remember this advice came from the experts.,.so I believe it.

Answer 19

I'm guessing you are referring to either snow, carrots, or marshmallows as snowman p**p, then yes. I'm guesing its marshmallows that it is because that's what came up when i googled snowman p**p, so sure, as long as you do it in moderation (not more than half a bag) .

Answer 20

yes but just like corn you should never give a horse to much. It is an exelant source of calcium. you should do what i do... collect all the snow man poopin the winter and slowly feed it all over the summer...... dont forget to freeze it or you will have snow man diarrhea all over your floor.

Hope this helps ( :

Answer 21

Dear Black Bunny,

I fear that you fell off your horses today and suffered some sort of brain injury.  It might be mild - such as a simple concussion, or it might be something more major such as a subdural hematoma.  You are showing the first symptoms of problems and I think you should go to the nearest hospital and have it checked.

(Now, tell me what - what is the point about snowman p**p?  I can't even think of anything witty to say about the topic)

Let us know if you end up being admitted to the hospital so we can all write you and wish you well.

Paintgirl-H

Answer 22

:::Takes away BB's wine cooler:::

I had to call my boys (Buddy and Grey) and ask them if during the winter they had to live in snow if they ate any snowman p**p.  This is what the wise old sage of a gelding, Grey, who will typically eat ANYTHING said, "If it was white, I ate it.  If it wasn't, I chased the dogs who peed on it!"

Answer 23

well i dont know off the top of my head so i leaned out the window and asked chance (you know chance,my bratty paint)i asked"hey chance have you ever eaten snowman p**p?)he turned and looked at me with a confused look (his normal look)swished his tail,lifted his lip and stuck out his tongue which translates to "yeh but it sticks to the roof of my mouth" so i asked him how many did you eat? he dipped his head then raised it and stammped the ground twice with his hoof which either translates to "two pieces" or "the flies are bothering me", sometimes he has a speech impediment.

Answer 24

Marshmallows are not good for horses teeth!

Answer 25

I don't know about all horses, but my horse certainly wouldn't even take a bite, he is vegan and would never consider such a thing.  What a great question!

Answer 26

i cant believe im actually responding this question.  but no they cant because snowmen dont p**p

Answer 27

Absolutely not...everyone knows it gives them brain freeze!

Answer 28

Well horses like sugar, and marshmallows are all sugar..... so I would say yes.  But I wouldn't feed him too much snowman p**p, or else he might get sick.  You know that snowman p**p, it can be addictive.

Answer 29

Horses can eat snowman p**p colored white and crystal, but they can't eat p**p colored yellow because that probably means that a dog or a raccoon peed on it.

horses should eat up to 4 scoops of p**p per day,but remember never give them yellow or they will go crazy!

Answer 30

Gosh..there are no answers left to give other than copying someone elses...So, in accordance with "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader", I shall copy my answer and use.....Americans...and the carrot snowball theory....however, that would be pure carrots without any coal getting into the mix.  Although isn't charcoal good for upset tummies?  It is called a carrotsicle.

I can hardly contain my excitement to see the "point" of this question..pleeeeze hurry..tell us!!

Answer 31

look, as long as it's organic, where's the harm?  limit it to 5 small meals a day, that's what the food guide says.  my son recommends that you don't give your snowman horse p**p...