Can i buy alcohol at my port and just stuff it in my pants?

Question

if its glass or plastic with a plastic cap the detector wont go off right?

also does a listerine bottle sound good to fill up with jose cuervo or bacardi rum to take on the cruise?

Answer 1

I would use one of the gigantic Tide laundry detergent bottles, the ones with the tap.

Answer 2

yeah and if you get caught you'll get kicked off the boat and be stuck in some island. So maybe you'd better rethink that idea!

Answer 3

You go thru a xray screening when boarding and reboard a cruise ship.  So your idea will not work.  

The trick is to buy two bottles, put them in your bag or backpack.  Security will send you to a table to turn them in to be returned to you at the last night of the cruise.  But the people at the table don't know you have two bottles so you turn in one and go about your merry way with the 2nd bottle.  

Clever!  Not my idea!