Can i fake a drug test?

Question

i do random p**s tests at work but this month i ain't gonna pass, what to do?....

Answer 1

Should have thought of this before you took drugs, eh?

People have tried to cheat the tests, almost all are caught. The tests can determine if the sample is the wrong temperature, or diluted, or otherwise adulterated. About the only thing you can do is try to clean out your system by strenuous exercise and drinking lots of water in the days before the test, and hope that you aren't selected before the residue has had the time to work its way out of your system.

Answer 2

Water water water water water water water.... That's your only hope, unless you use somebody else's urine.

Answer 3

hahaha go see the local herbalist. They have stuff that can get stuff out of your system faster but it tast like complete ****

Answer 4

First off, if they were really "random" you wouldn't know that you aren't going to pass this one.  Also, pretty much the only thing you can do is use the restroom a lot to get it out of your system.  If you want to go to extremes, or if you're bulimic, you can try vomiting, but I wouldn't recommend that.  Drink lots of water.  And don't do anymore drugs.  Though you probably already figured that one out your self.  If those don't work, sorry, man, you're screwed.  I would recommend a nice rehab center, but I don't know any...