Can i get a list of good pick up lines??

Question

Can i get a list of good pick up lines??

Answer 1

How you doin'. ;)

Answer 2

Whats up beautiful?

Ok this one really works :)

Answer 3

is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants!

if i could rearrange the alphabet id put u and i together!

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven? cause your an angel.

how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice!

i lost my number can i have yours?

you must be tired because youve been running through my head all night.

do you believe in love at first sight or should i past past again?

ETC  ETC  ETC ETC

Answer 4

Did you f**t? Because you blew me away

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for

Christmas.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home

I wanna bag you like some groceries.

Answer 5

is your body named visa? cause its EVERYWHERE I want to be!!!!

Answer 6

Are those moon pants you're wearing cuz you're booty is outta-this-world

take it from a girl...it works!

Answer 7

1) there must be a keg in your pants cause man i wana tap that ***

2) are u an angel cause i have an errection

3) wana s***w (while holding a s***w driver)

4) is there a mirror in your pocket cause i can see me in your pants

5) your shoes look nice i bet they would look better at the foot of my bed

6) was that a rocket in your pocket cause u just blew me away

7)roses are red violets are blue i think u are beautiful i want to **** u

8) (start massageing her from behind) when she turns around act like u thought she was some1 else

9) are u in the military cause i'll stand errect for u all day

10) (pull out a five dollar bill) ask a girl to look for a man waiting for a bus on the back once she gives up say oh he must have taken a cab

Answer 8

A man doesn't need pickup lines on me. If he brings me flowers, takes me out for a nice dinner and shows me a lovely evening I'll bring him home and give him hot lovely relations.

Answer 9

bet i can tease you better than you can tease me lol