Can i make a claim against the olympic sports ....?

Question

big wigs if they bann me for the olympics on the claim that im a drug cheat?>>

heres why i ask... ive recently pqassed my 50 yards swimming test...with armbands...so i think im in good shape to progress to the beijing olympics... but in order to get ahead in the sport i need an edge... so im thinking what if i superglue..

flesh colored waterproof post it notes in betweeen my toes and fingers..and also make a fin for my back...ill be as quick as a dolphin i think with these ingenious aids..its sure to help me swim faster... but the question is...thats not really cheating is it..? i mean i havent taken any drugs... do u think my attempts will be welcolmned by the aquatic industry...can i be banned for bringing the sport into contempt? should i take my idea onto the american inventors show? do i have any backers who want to finance my idea?

you think im mad..well im not.!

Answer 1

I think it is a really smart idea but the thing is will any of the other competetors be doing that? If u can honestly say yes then I back you 100%

Answer 2

I could seriously use some of whatever you are on.lmao. Seriously. I think you have too much time on your hands. If you want some media attention and not good one either try it. It worked for William Hung. Shoot. I am about to try out for the Olympics and wear wings if I am gonna win I want to fly over them fools.