Can i pee on the sidewalk in london if the cops dont see me?

Question

gotta go now. beer does that you know. i feel i better leave this joint and pee somewhere. everybody here seems pretty damned drunk and too much smoke. the computer is flickering off. need coffee.

Answer 1

You can't pee on the sidewalk. Only dogs pee on the sidewalk, if you accept to yourself that you are a dog then you have the license to do that. Remember that there are highly breed dogs that dont pee anywhere, so if you do so you belong to no breed dogs. Whether you are in london, paris, mexico, africa, or in iraq you shall not pee on the sidewalk. If you are in the jungle and there's no Rest room, you can pee anywhere.

Answer 2

No way!

Answer 3

if you do, can you p**s near the fruit & veg stall near trafalgar square, he bought the only public toilet in the area  & turned it into a store for his fruit.  now we cant pee & his fruit tastes like s**+*

Answer 4

yes, i have done that twice and didn't get caught.

Answer 5

Peeing in the street is a filthy, disgusting habit. The fact that the police can't see you is irrelevant. Use a toilet like the rest of the civilised world.

Answer 6

if u pee on the sidewalk the cops will see.here in jamaica some guys did it

Answer 7

London has plenty of pubic conveniences. would you mind using one

Answer 8

Dirty b******. Use the facilities in the pub/club you're just about to leave. If you can't plan your toilet needs in advance you either need to drink less or wear a nappy.

Answer 9

hello freaky peeplz

get a life

rock on

Answer 10

Hi,

You canwee on any pavement if a policeman dosen't see you, but why would you want to? why not go to the nearest public conveinience?

When i honeymooned in Amsterdam, my then husband (since divorced) went up to a policeman while he was stoned and said "is it true it's legal to urinate in the streets in Amsterdam?"....needless to say the answer was no!

Answer 11

yes

Answer 12

Definately no way,  if you get caught, you will be arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

In certain parts of london, ie, W1  they put out temporary urinal stools after a 11.00 pm. so there's no excuses.

Besides that, why dont you pee off home to the U.S.A and do it there, because it sounds to me as if it's common practice there.

Answer 13

no, because it is a public offence if you do, but these days Westminster Council have the Grey cubicles on many streets... so you won't need to do a sly one!

Answer 14

You can, but remember, Big Brother is everywhere.

You might get a post-p**s endorsement! ;-)

Answer 15

I wouldn't risk it, there are cctv cameras everywhere.

Answer 16

why dont you try it out and see what happens.

Answer 17

if nobody see's you, i dont see why not..

Answer 18

Do not pee in the street or London will end up smelling like Paris.  Pretend you are a woman and that you are pregnant because there is, or used to be a law that states a pregnant woman can pee in a policeman's hat (but not while he is wearing it).  Please feel free to try this out and post the results. Should be interesting.

Answer 19

If you really must - anyway even if the Police don`t see you the people monitoring CCTV footage may LOL.However as much of this is only studied in the event of an enquiry you may get away with your indiscretion LOL.

Answer 20

no

Answer 21

well of course you can actually if you're lucky and quick to the pee... then you can pee on the side of a million dollar business if you wanted to

Answer 22

First off, you don't need coffee. Another beer is what you need. Trust me on this. Secondly, just grab an empty glass and pee in that. No need to leave your barstool. Have another beer or two and you'll feel much better. Hope this helps.

Answer 23

Arent there portable loos for 20p ?

Answer 24

I wouldn't - somebody's bound to film you doing it and you'll end up on you-tube ! ! !

Answer 25

yes go ahead but stop drinking