Can my hamster learn karate?

Question

I have a pet hamster and I want to teach him how to fight. Is there any way i could teach him to fight karate?

Answer 1

no  

Answer 2

No you would actually:

1) Have to know karate to star with.

2) Be smarter then the hampster.

Judging by this question I am pretty sure you don't meet the qualifications.

Answer 3

I think some one has been watching too much teenage mutant ninja turtles

Answer 4

well i wouldnt say no but...... hmmmm i think u can but if u have problems for about a week trying to teach him maybe u should go to da vetenarian and see how u can do better at it if the vet says u cant who cares still try and try remember everything takes practice in life :)                            hope this helps, and good luck :)

Answer 5

No but if you make your hamster mean, he'll sure bite and scratch the c**p out of other hamsters and people's hands.  Please don't do that.

Answer 6

you can if you beleive you can.

Answer 7

Yea you could teach it karate!

Answer 8

no but you could probably teach it TKD

Answer 9

No srry, but that's phsically impossible. Although that one guy several years back DID teach that frog to lift weights. It lifted like 2 pounds!

So i guess it could happen but only if ur a extreme animal profressinal.

Answer 10

Hamsters are natural grapplers, not strikers.  I'd look into no-gi jujutsu or Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

Answer 11

my chimp did.

btw- that is not me, that guy stole the chimp from me and I sued him to get him back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MZeiBq3I...

Answer 12

in this country, it is not even neccesary that it even learn karate, it could still create its own style, proclaim itself a 10th degree grandmaster, sell black belt programs on the internet for hundreds of dollars, and give seminars on no touch knockouts.

Answer 13

erm, im not sure,

maybe theres a special school he can go to?

Answer 14

are you gonna teach it how to play football too?!