Can one start a new tread like...HEAVY METAL poetry?

Question

I like to see some examples please.

Answer 1

Most metal is rubbish unless we Rage Against the Machine or hear a Hawk in the Wind but I am definitely Def to Lepards and Judas Priests were always wrong.

S'pose some merit can go to ACDC's Angus and Dread Zeppelin and their tribute band Led Zeppelin *searching*

Answer 2

^  ^   ^  ^  ^ ??

I will give it a go sometime

This takes me by surprise.

The lyrics are so feckin depressing

they can bring tears to my eyes.

with most of these guys.

The music is frantic, melodic, drowning, screaming, throat singing cookie monster voices.

I am not sure I can do it without feeling down

Worse than poetry from Len the morose clown

I will try if I could have someone to bring me around.

Answer 3

SAKA WAWA GINZA YAH YAH

SAKA WAWA GINZA YAH YAH

SAKA WAWA GINZA YAH YAH

SAKA WAWA GINZU YAH YAH

SAKA WAWA GINZU YAH YAH

SAKA WAWA GINZU YAH YAH....

O, i JUST REMEMBERED...

Answer 4

Trend, my English-challenged friend.  I'll give it a shot:

Waaaaaooooow thunk blaaaaang

Zooooowwwww, punk, gadaaang

Ooompa loompa chugga chuga Eeeeeewooooo

Pathunk padump, bitti bitti bitti whaaaaaaaangg

Gee, that was easy.  TD, your comments please?

Answer 5

In desolate

I am ringing the scene

Oversight recall

Insolence and in desolate

Answer 6

YAAAAAHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAAAAAAAAAA?

Answer 7

just read any metal band's lyrics and there is your heavy metal poetry

Answer 8

Great idea as one did it on here and claimed it as his own but i will let the dead lie in peace but here is one fast one.  Hey yeah i shot my baby thru the ground  now i am living downtown my number is upside down' and one day i hope to be a clown.  and then scream for 2 minutes and say it over ' and over ' and over.and it's a poem...

Answer 9

Metalicca have already started it..

Answer 10

This ones called Mental

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

He poisoned himself on fumes again

and has been very naughty.

Early bath and bed for

the grumpy bear with soar head.

At least he didn't suck the contents

of the hoover from the shed,

again!

It was all sawdust and metal swarfy.

I rubbed it for him

he got told off

and now he's sulking.

The head I rubbed the pointy one *coughs* the one with grey matter argh! it doesn't matter

Answer 11

A thread where Germans can discuss ways to engineer new types of dust.

Answer 12

Yes is an answer and it is mine. I also hope someone will give us a run-through example of such. I know it's Brad and not you, but it lights me up like a fvcking teenie bopper. Have a good summer, Sweetness. I DO NOT KNOW THIS MAN AND AM NOT CHATTING. HE HAS REFUSED TO CHAT WITH ME. But that's cool too, Babe, dancing atop the ideas, ponderings, even the jokes. Hmmmmm. You always make me smile. Bring me a man just exactly like this one. I have been good all my life.

Answer 13

Lead shot poisoned my mind

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I've twisted lyrics

since the deal went wrong

someone else wrote

heavy metal song

metal got sorted

the job aborted

I dealt with  

the dope dealer

though I should have

keeled my manager

and hauled

his sorry brass

fragmentation fragmentation fragmentation..............

master master master..........

Years down the line

wife beating

manager was a

weight lifting hero

till the copper

sorted him

from behind steel bars

whilst the

lead shot poisoned my mind

lead shot poisoned my mind

lead shot poisoned my mind

lead shot poisoned my mind

lead shot poisoned my mind

lead shot poisoned my mind

lead shot poisoned my mind

lead shot poisoned my mind

lead shot poisoned my mind

lead shot poisoned my mind

lead shot poisoned my mind

lead shot poisoned my mind (fades to infinity)

Answer 14

Heavy Metal poetry mmmm

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