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Can people tell me jokes?

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Can people tell me jokes?

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  1. A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.

    The son asks, "Dad is we poisonous snakes?"

    The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?"

    "Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"

    joke2

    A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (a 100-legged bug) that came in a little white box which served as the bug's house.

    He took his purchase home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.

    This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

    So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "HEY IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME AND LEARN ABOUT THE LORD?"

    (YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!)

    And a little voice came out of the box.........

    "I heard you the first time.......I'm putting on my shoes!"


  2. naw sorry, i just read em  :] ..

    but since im supposed to answer .. uh..

    why did the chicken cross the road??

    to get to the other side..ROFLMAO!!!!! ..

    Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?

    He wanted a foam mattress.

    Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?

    He wanted to try out the air brakes.

    want more....TOO BAD!!>.lol nahh!!  

  3. Memory's Going

    An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.

    After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.

    Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"

    He replied, "To the kitchen."

    She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

    "Sure."

    Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"

    "No, I can remember that."

    "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said.

    "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

    She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that. You had better write it down."

    With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that." He went into the kitchen.

    After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.

    She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast."

  4. WARNING: VULGAR

    hickory dickory dock

    the b**** was suckin my c**k

    the clock struck two, i dropped my goo

    and dropped the b**** off at the next block

  5. So a Seal walks into a club...

    Do you get it?  

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