Can somebody give me advice? I need...?

Question

a spell to turn me into a mermaid/vampire hybrid. I also want to start my own ghost hunting group and then write a book about my experiences. I need to do all of this before the world ends in 2012 so please hurry! Oh, and I won't have time to do my homework because I will be so busy with all this so you could please give me a 300 word summary of 'A Tale Of Two Cities'? And psychics, will my book sell? Thankx!!

Answer 1

Everyone knows that A Tale of Two Cities doesn't really exist, loser. Go read Harry Potter instead LOLOL.

Answer 2

Fill your bathtub, stand on one foot and repeat the following:

O

WA

TA

GO

OSE

I

AM

Answer 3

mermaids don't exist i should know.i did a spell to seriously see if it worked.i did and i have been waiting a d**n month and nothing happened. and vampires don't exist.i don't believe in mermaids or vampires.. and focus on your school work.

and who in the h**l would write you an essay that is YOUR homework.do it yourself.

Answer 4

Are you even slightly serious?

or should I assume Looney St. (Yknow, the one with Crazy Joes Funny Farm?) Is off-limits until they wrangle up all the escapees?

Answer 5

nice way to sneak in " could please give me a 300 word summary of 'A Tale Of Two Cities'' lolol

Answer 6

i can help you with the "turning into a mermaid/vampire hybrid" thing, but i don't like writing, so sorry! haha.

come to my house. I'll fix you up...

Answer 7

haha i wanna be a mermaid!!! too.. hhaah your report about the tale of two cities just write the tale or two cities 300 times. i did and i got an "A" on my paper