Can somebody help me make up a limerick starting with "A man from Llansilin went shopping"?

Question

Can somebody help me make up a limerick starting with "A man from Llansilin went shopping"?

Answer 1

A man from Llansilin went shopping

he bought lots of stuff without stopping

his wife saw the bill

and pulled out a drill

then she had to start mopping

Answer 2

A man from llansilin went shopping

On his head the rain was dropping

The weather was foul

He needed a towel

From top to bottom he was sopping.....

a masterpiece.

Answer 3

... all the virgins in town he went popping.  from the top of the hill, to bottom of dell, themselves to him they would sell.

that's a non-kid version.

if you want a kid one then.....

.........to look for a bunny that's hopping.  with white glossy fur, and big brown ears,  he lived just outside SEARS.