Can somebody make up an aphorisms for me because i really cant make one?

Question

An aphorism is a brief, cleverly worded statement that makes a wise observation about life

and don't just get one from the internet it has to be made up

Answer 1

An idiot believes everything he is told; a genius believes everything he tells himself!

Or,

  

A fool and his money are soon parted, especially when his mistress starts charging him!

Answer 2

You can use it in your homework anyways, you didn't make it up, you got it from the internet at www.answers.yahoo.com  

Answer 3

It's never too late to be what you might have become.

Age wrinkles the body; quitting wrinkles the soul.

Easy street is a blind alley.

Life is a flower for which love is the honey.

Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.

Success is a journey, not a destination.

The way you do your work is a portrait of yourself.

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

You can't direct the wind, but you can adjust your sail.