Can somebody please translate..French to English..?

Question

ENFER DE L'OH AUCUN NOUS OBTENONS MIEUX NOTRE CONTRÔLE LE LUNDI IM SÉRIEUX ! J'ai besoin

Can someone tell me what this says?

I would really appreciate it.

D'ARGENT ! QUOI QU'IL EN SOIT La DAME IS GETTIN Les BOURSES JUTEUSES SUR La SOMME TELLEMENT MALADE De la PRISE U De LUNDI Au BUREAU OU À la CHAMBRE D'UR OU COMME ÉTAIENT JAMAIS U ME VEULENT À l'OK

Answer 1

i would like to translate it, but it doesn't have any sense... I can try, but...

"h**l of the oh, none of us have best our control on monday, I'm serious! I need money! whatever, the lady is getting juicy stock exchanges on the sumso seak from taking of monday at office or at the bedroom hard or like were never want me at OK.

I think that have more sense in english than french...

Answer 2

Of MONEY! At all events LADY IS GETTIN the JUICY PURSES ON the SO SICK SUM Of the CATCH U Of MONDAY At the OFFICE OR the ROOM Of UR OR AS WERE NEVER U WANT ME With the OK