Can somebody solve this riddle?

Question

The riddle is: It is promised to all, yet nobody wants it.

Answer 1

eternal life after death

Answer 2

death marriage and taxes

Answer 3

death, marrage, taxes, and leftover dinner. :p

Answer 4

marriage

Answer 5

Jo from desperate Housewives'  CD release

Answer 6

homosexuality

Answer 7

Death :(

Answer 8

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall....

All the king's horses and all the king's man,

couldn't put humpty together again.... LA, pa di di di!!!

Sorry, i just felt like doing that.

Hm... It is promised to all, yet nobody wants it.... hmm.... YOU!!!

Nah, just jokin... Death... duhl... heard it before

Answer 9

yeah its death isnt it?

Answer 10

cars and gas prices

Answer 11

well.

people who committ suicide want death.

most brides want marriage.

and the people who actually get the money from the taxes want taxes. [like schools and stuff]

taxes is pretty close.

so its between acne, wrinkles, and pain.  [maybe taxes]

:]

Answer 12

death

Answer 13

LOL Couch Spud's answer made me laugh =D

Answer 14

and taxes.

Answer 15

left over dinner