Can somebody tell me what this is? I have just found it. Is it yours?

Question

Danny, I would come into the shower with you but your chest is to big and I've got something that might get in the way as well.

Answer 1

lol no it's yours hon...lol....please put it back I'd rather not look at it

Answer 2

Oh! My common sense! I wondered where that had gone. Cheers, love. Fancy having an early night tonight? I'll just nip to the bathroom, then.

Answer 3

yes it is mine! it's a bag full of sweets! i want it back please!

Answer 4

THANKS . I WENT CRAZY LOOKING FOR IT . MY SPEEDO.

Answer 5

Now wait a second... what color is it? Might be mine after all.

Kabum

Answer 6

Actually, I've been using it to stratch my bum, so you can keep it.  Just don''t put it in your mouth.

Answer 7

Its a winning lottery ticket and yes  it is mine but i will share it with you if you like!

Answer 8

nah never seen that before in my life sorry mate

Answer 9

I have been looking for them all over!  I did manage to find the top half to match it, well would you believe it! I will pop round later on and you can see the full set.

Answer 10

Are you showing off your umbrella again???

That's just crazy...you can't keep weathering these storms with just an umbrella.  And, yeah...it's mine...so, set it down, and back away...slowly...

Answer 11

oops... yes it's mine...left it in your house!

Answer 12

this is Yahoo! Answers. its fun.. no, its not mine though :/

Answer 13

That belongs to you funny one.  It's even attached, can't you tell ?

Oh dear,  it just fell off...

Answer 14

Omg...where did you find that?!!

My room?!!

I swear it's not mine...

It belongs to a friend...

I wouldn't lie to you!

Please, just give it to me!

Answer 15

Finders keepers.

Answer 16

Its my virginity!  Oh me, is that what its supposed to look like?   I fear I've been doing this terribly wrong all these years.  Why did all those guys never tell me?