Can someone arrange a fight between me and Santa Clause?

Question

all threw my childhood i've believed he was real. even when my friends and family told me he wasn't. now that i'm grown up and reality caught up with me, i want to fight him for making me believe all the things he said he had. even though he doesn't exist, can someone bring him out, out of fairy tales and order him to fight me!!!!!

Answer 1

That's a reverse.. you'll have to go in the fairy tales to find him which.. decidedly is impossible. But don't blame him for being phony! Lots of us were told he was fake.. just call a truce and save the fighting so he'll be good to your grandkids !! ;)

Answer 2

Santa is how satans spells his name, when he wants to trick you.

He is the manifestation of misguided beliefes.  And yes you can fight him, with all your might.

Go to bed dreaming of santa and a boxing ring only...not yourself.

You will appear in time.

As you sleep, night aftern night imagine a no holds bars matchwith glass taped fists and no ref...and you beating the evil living lies out of him.  Imagine you beating him for all the lies he has told you and EVERYSINGLE boy and girl in this world...good and bad..nauty and nice.

Believe me when I say that santa, i mean satan is real.

I have written poems about this mass deception.  I hope you whip his......

Answer 3

Try saying 'imaluzer'

Answer 4

I just talked to Father Christmas who would like to have a right row with you--saying he doesn't exist.

Meet him at the flu or the back door at one minute to midnight Christmas eve. He'll gob smack you with his Christmas magic and leave you happy to have believed in him.