Can someone explain this irish joke to me plz?

Question

you know whats so ironic about this whole thing? my yahoo name is "very clever" haha

Answer 1

yes the joke needs a complete revamp and the punchline should leave you in no doubt. theres a few answerers who

havent quite grasped what you are trying to say so ill try and help "I would like three children when i get married" one

of each

Answer 2

'couldnt count' and 'stupid' are 2, he says all 3, cuse he is both.

Answer 3

she said 1 he couldnt count

2 he was stupid

or (3) all 3

insted of 2 he said 3 bc of 1 2 and (3) he reallly cant count soo he thought it was 3

Answer 4

'Well, the teacher said either I couldn't count, or I was stupid, or all three.'

There are only two things.

1. Couldn't count

2. Stupid

The teacher is the idiot, in this case.

Answer 5

its not rocket science or brain surgery is it?

Answer 6

Number One: You can't count.

Number Two: You're stupid.

Number Three: ???????

You've heard that there are three kinds of lawyers. Those who understand numbers, and those who don't.

Answer 7

Either means 2

Answer 8

.....he only said two things, not three.

Answer 9

ooh, not a joke to be telling to irish people! teehee! (i'm actually irish but it's still kinda funny!) ;o)

Answer 10

Are you Irish yourself? ha..

'couldn't count'  ' stupid'   That's only 2 things.

And before everyone starts thumbing me down- don't get offended it's just a little joke.

Answer 11

well the teacher said either (1) I couldn't count or (2) I was stupid, or all three ( 3?) <<<<< three ! ? he only said Two  (2) things? don't ya get it lass?

Its Funny ! :)

Answer 12

Is your real name Margaret Thatcher ?

Answer 13

The teacher cannot count either.

Answer 14

It aint funny, I hate irish jokes(I am irish)

Answer 15

The teacher said he was one or two things.  The boy couldn'y count, he thought it was 3 things not two. I think it's funny!

Answer 16

The teacher only said two things - 'I couldn't count' & 'I was stupid'.

But instead of saying ''either I couldn't count, or I was stupid, or both'' she actually said ''...or all three'' showing that she too either couldn't count or was stupid.

Or all three!!!  :-D

Answer 17

I'm  not falling for that one !  Ireland  forever mate.

Answer 18

'either I couldn't count, or I was stupid, or all three'

there are only two things.

and he was doing sums.

meaning that he couldn't count.

Answer 19

You'rs kidding right?

stupid and can't count is only two