Can someone find a really well worded "No liability" clause to put on my website?

Question

The website is basically telling others how to get a free ps3, its a blog

Answer 1

Any general disclaimer will do..but the law isn't always

perfect and if you are looking for zero responsibility

it doesn't exist.

Most likely you will be well assisted if you get an atty

and write out your own disclaimer.

Answer 2

Does well worded mean, something that will hold up in court?  Because you can't "opt out" of liability laws.  They don't hold up in court, in general.

If people could "opt out" of laws, there wouldn't be anyone in jail.