Can someone help me on satire poems?

Question

i need a poem that satires something.

(makes fun of something political, or cliche's etc. etc.)

you know what i mean hopefully

problem is i suck at writing

so anyone who loves writing, give it a shot

and make me satirist poem (in couplets please)

if you don't want to write it then please help me out.

Answer 1

How about someone easy to write about like Paris or Jamie Lynn?  Choose someone or something you know about.  This shouldn't be too hard.  

Answer 2

Hussein Barack Obama

Thinks he's the horse's pajamas

On answering a Q

He will hum and will stew

and his answers are full of commas.

Dear Old John McCain

A war hero short and plain

To be President he wants

But national news just flaunts

him not a hero but categorically insane.