Can someone here please?

Question

help me with a quote from a famouse person that isnt nasty but yet funny and witty?

Answer 1

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."

    - Charlton Heston (1924-)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

    - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is."

    - Yogi Berra

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

    - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

    - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"I have nothing to declare except my genius."

    - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) upon arriving at U.S. customs 1882

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

    - Sharon Stone

"If you are going through h**l, keep going."

    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

    - Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."

    - Steven Wright

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."

    - James Branch Cabell

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."

    - Jimmy Durante

"There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet."

    - Randy Pausch (1960-2008)

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."

    - Frank Zappa

"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches."

    - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."

    - Socrates (470-399 B.C.)

"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite."

    - Paul Dirac (1902-1984)

"The mistakes are all waiting to be made."

    - chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position

"What do you take me for, an idiot?"

    - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

    - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"Everything has been figured out, except how to live."

    - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating."

    - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

    - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Answer 2

i believe the late Diana, Princess of Wales said

there were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

how brave!

Answer 3

The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.

- Oscar Wilde

In fact, anything by Oscar Wilde is good.